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Poetry by Rowan Evans

Tag: Pun Poetry

  • Slim & Shady II: Shadows & Laughter | Playful Poetry by Rowan Evans

    Rowan Evans

    Author’s Note

    Slim & Shady II is a playful experiment—a lyrical playground where wordplay, rhythm, and mischief collide. While much of my work dwells in the sacred darkness of Neo-Gothic Confessional Romanticism, this piece leans into cadence, puns, and clever twists inspired by the craft and energy of artists like Eminem and Ez Mil.

    Here, the voice is extroverted, daring, and mischievous—turning language itself into both playground and weapon. Each line is a deliberate play of shadow and light, a balance of humor and darkness, echoing the parts of me that delight in the chaos, the riddles, and the audacious joy of words.

    Shadows & Laughter nods to the duality I carry within my work: the intimate intensity of emotion, and the exuberant, witty, irreverent self that refuses to be confined. This poem is my invitation to step inside the game, to follow the twists of rhyme, and to let mischief, laughter, and the thrill of language guide you.

    Shadowy figure with a playful grin holding a microphone, surrounded by swirling letters and musical notes, symbolizing the mischief and rhythm of Slim & Shady II: Shadows & Laughter.
    Channeling chaos, rhythm, and mischief—Slim & Shady II: Shadows & Laughter by Rowan Evans.

    Slim & Shady II: Shadows & Laughter
    Poetry by Rowan Evans

    I’m slim, baby, got room to grow—
    If you stick in the shadows, the light I’ll show.
    Bars in my pocket, but my heart on display—
    I’ll twist your mind like a cipher, then slip away.

    I lace the lines with mischief, twist the words like springs,
    Jokes in the margins, hidden meanings in the rings.
    Microphone magician, syllables combust,
    Every pun a spark, every rhyme a must.

    Check the cadence—flip it, spin it, ride the beat,
    Tongue-tied tumbles, clever hooks on repeat.
    I sneak the truth in riddles, humor in disguise,
    Every verse a mirror, reflecting sharp surprise.

    Snap your brain with wordplay, tickle ears with wit,
    Layers stacked like Lego, every piece legit.
    I rhyme for chaos, for laughter, for the thrill,
    Slim & Shady in spirit—but the voice is all skill.

    I dodge clichés like dodging bullets in a flick,
    Punchlines loaded, witty twists, my linguistic shtick.
    Bars drip cleverness, inked with flair and jest,
    Every line a labyrinth, every rhyme a test.

    I shuffle words like cards, stack metaphors high,
    Double meanings lurking, waiting sly in the sky.
    Heartbeat syncopates with syllables in flight,
    Laughter meets the darkness in the folds of night.

    Eminem taught the cadence, Ez Mil the bite,
    I channel both, a fusion of shadow and light.
    Playful with the venom, mischievous and raw,
    Every verse a puzzle, every hook a claw.

    License to pun, with a semicolon in my hand,
    Crossword battles brewing, wits at my command.
    I spit paradox, irony, and clever jest,
    Heart on my sleeve, mischief in my chest.

    I juggle words like daggers, wit my only weapon,
    Every rhyme a spark, every verse a confession.
    Slim in spirit, shady in grin,
    Twisting the world with the chaos within.

    I rhyme, I jest, I twist, I tease—
    Slim & Shady, now bow to me, please.
    Bars in the heart, beats in the mind,
    Every line a hook, every hook a sign.

    I slip through the syllables, vanish in the pun,
    Shadow and laughter—my mischief is done.

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  • Slim & Shady: A Playful Poetic Homage by Rowan Evans

    Rowan Evans

    Author’s Note

    Slim & Shady represents an intentional departure from my typical Neo-Gothic Confessional Romanticism style. While my work often navigates darkness, devotion, and the sacred intimacy of emotional intensity, this piece allowed me to explore playfulness, wordplay, and the rhythm of language in a more extroverted, lyrical mode.

    The poem is inspired by the energy and craft of rappers like Eminem and Ez Mil—artists whose work demonstrates that poetry can exist outside the page, in beats, bars, and flow. Here, I experimented with pun-driven humor, internal rhymes, and clever metaphors, while still maintaining a personal voice and poetic precision.

    Writing Slim & Shady was an exercise in flexibility and homage: to show that my creativity is not confined to one aesthetic, to embrace influences beyond traditional literary sources, and to honor the ways that music, modern lyricism, and pop culture inform the poetry I write.

    This poem is as much a celebration of language’s agility as it is a declaration that my writing—while often dark, confessional, and intense—can also be mischievous, clever, and audacious.

    Abstract art of a vinyl record surrounded by spinning words and ink splashes, representing lyrical play and poetic energy.
    Slim & Shady spins—a tribute to wordplay, rhythm, and poetic devotion outside the ordinary.

    Slim & Shady
    Poetry by Rowan Evans

    I’m slim and a little shady, 
    but my name isn’t Marshall, baby. 
    I don’t play games—I’ll show you, 
    you’re all that matters (Mathers), maybe. 
     
    I spit bars like Morse code, 
    dots and dashes tracing your pulse in secret mode. 
    A pun dealer, word-wrangler, lyricist on call, 
    my syllables hit harder than a heavyweight in a brawl. 
     
    I walk in soles, not just with souls, 
    kickin’ rhymes while your world rolls. 
    License to rhyme, no paperwork filed, 
    parking my wit in your mind, untamed and wild. 
     
    Cupid called—he wants his arrows back, 
    I said “Sorry, they’re trapped in a pun-packed stack.” 
    Knight of puns, Queen of quips, 
    cocktails of cleverness sliding to your lips. 

    I rhyme in circles, loop devotion, 
    heart stuck on repeat in clever-motion. 
    “You love me,” you say—I hear: 
    “I’ll pun your heart like it’s fresh veneer.” 
     
    I swing metaphors like a playground sword, 
    hyperboles armed, similes stored. 
    Shady? Maybe. Slim? Of course. 
    I bend words like rivers, a linguistic force. 
     
    I’m the mixtape of thought you didn’t know you needed, 
    the chorus of chaos, perfectly seeded. 
    I spit fire, not smoke—incendiary lines, 
    crossword puzzle heart, riddled in signs. 
     
    Your laugh? A semicolon in my sentence— 
    pause, breath, then back to my pence. 
    Double meanings double the fun, 
    like two-step lyrics under the pun-sun. 
     
    I slide in rhymes, slicker than gel, 
    tongue-tied labyrinth, I’ll never fail. 
    Slim, shady, sly, not Marshall but true, 
    I pun my devotion, spelling it out for you. 
     
    I’m the vinyl scratch in your mental groove, 
    the hidden hook you never saw move. 
    I take your name, make it rhyme, and spin, 
    pun-demic heart—welcome, come on in.

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    A quiet liturgy for those who give without spectacle, who hold the weight of others’ lives tenderly, scattering hope like seeds and crafting a sanctuary in the cracks of the world.

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    Enter the mind of a fractured soul, piecing together the aftermath of a night shrouded in blood and memory. Fragments of self, shadowed actions, and haunting reflections collide—leaving only one question: What have I done?

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