Poetry by Rowan Evans

Author’s Note

B.S.T.F.U. is me flexing.

There isn’t a real target hiding behind this poem, no specific person I’m trying to call out, and no secret literary feud happening behind the scenes. I wrote this because sometimes I like to take the battle-poet side of my voice out for a walk and see what it can do.

This piece is deliberately over-the-top. It’s swagger, insults, wordplay, internal rhyme, punchlines, and a little bit of absurdity thrown into the blender. The goal wasn’t to make a serious accusation—it was to practice the mechanics of verbal combat while having fun with the language.

And honestly, that’s part of why I love writing: sometimes I want to write something vulnerable, sometimes I want to build mythology, sometimes I want to make conspiracy theories about fish, and sometimes I just want to look at the imaginary competition and say:

Where are you on the ladder?

Below me.

It’s not that serious.

But the pen game?

That part is serious.

— Rowan Evans

B.S.T.F.U.
Poetry by Rowan Evans

Bitch, shut the fuck up—
what’chu talkin’ about?

Don’t think I haven’t heard—
how you’re runnin’ your mouth.

You thought ’cause I don’t talk a lot,
I was open season, you should be scared—
let me give you a reason, I’m a big dog—
all bite, no bark and a license to write still.

I write with precision, I write kills—

you’re not a writer,
you’re the one who steals—

plagiarizing those with skill.

It’s stolen lines
and stolen rhymes—
the only thing keeping you
holding on to borrowed time—

it’s not yours—

it’s whoever writes for you.

It’s me and it’s them—
it’s the wielders of the pen.
Those with skill,
with lines that kill
and lines that heal—

we know—

you don’t write, bitch—
be so for real.

You don’t know what a metaphor is—

and a stanza?
You hear that and you’re like—
isn’t his first name Tony?

Bitch, you’re a phony…

if you were
to try and write—
baloney.

All that to ask—

when it comes
to writing—
where are you
on the ladder?

Below me.

Journey into the Hexverse…

[Across the Page-cific]
A playful, autobiographical journey through the strange places poetry can take me—from sandwich heartbreak and pasta diss poems to gothic monsters, mythology, ravens, ghosts, and storms across the page. Beneath the absurdity is something deeply personal: the realization that writing gave me a way to rebuild myself, piece by piece.

If you’re interested in more poetry, you can find it here → [The Library of Ashes]